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Post by {NB}crAzyAce! on Sept 10, 2007 22:42:54 GMT -5
scientists have finally fond the fastest animal on earth: a cow pushed out a heli lmao! I can just see a duck hunter watching the event! Ace
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Post by merecocross123 on Sept 22, 2007 9:49:41 GMT -5
That one is for you Manwë... and for everybody else that can understand French:
Une blonde voulait vendre sa vieille voiture, mais elle avait beaucoup de difficultés, car sa voiture avait 250 000 km au compteur. Après maintes réflexions, elle décide de demander conseil à une bonne amie. La brunette lui dit : - Es-tu prête à faire quelque chose d'illégal ? - Oui, je veux la vendre à tout prix. - Tu vas aller voir mon ami Tony qui est mécanicien. Il va mettre ton compteur à 50 000 km. La blonde va voir Tony, et Tony remet le compteur à 50 000 km. Quelques jours plus tard , la brunette demande à la blonde : - As-tu vendu ton auto ? - Es-tu folle ! Maintenant qu'elle a 50 000 km, je la garde !
And this is for the ones who can't understand French (sorry for my bad translation):
A blond haired girl wanted to sell her old car, but it was almost impossible since the odometer was showing 250 000 km. She talked to her brown haired friend about her problem: -Are you ready to do something illegal to sell your car? -Yes, I really want to sell it. -Go to Tony's, he will put your odometer back to 50 000km. The blond girl goes to Tony's and he puts her car odometer back to 50 000km. She talks to her brown haired friend : -Did you finally sold your car? -Are you crazy, now that my car has 50 000km, I keep it!
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Post by madmouse67 on Sept 26, 2007 6:52:21 GMT -5
;D Nice Mereco and no, it was a very good translation Très bon ;D
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Post by DevilMayCare on Dec 30, 2007 5:18:41 GMT -5
i put some plutonium and some uranium in my girlfiends favorite shoes the other day ,
she put them on this morning and went ballistic ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by test on Dec 30, 2007 5:36:07 GMT -5
i see someone ^^ pulled open a christmas cracker and found a little piece of paper inside
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Post by DevilMayCare on Dec 30, 2007 5:37:22 GMT -5
i see someone ^^ pulled open a christmas cracker and found a little piece of paper inside BUSTED lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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