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Jul 16, 2007 18:21:40 GMT -5
Post by supernoob64 on Jul 16, 2007 18:21:40 GMT -5
"..no team ever wins, one side just loses more slowly"
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Jul 17, 2007 1:07:36 GMT -5
Post by macpotty on Jul 17, 2007 1:07:36 GMT -5
"Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo/wally is hiding"
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Jul 17, 2007 6:41:21 GMT -5
Post by test on Jul 17, 2007 6:41:21 GMT -5
I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British politician.
Death never takes the wise man by surprise, he is always ready to go. Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695) French poet.
"it was inevitable" Neo - Matrix Revolutions
"you get nothing, you lose, good day sir" willy wonka
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Jul 17, 2007 13:25:39 GMT -5
Post by supernoob64 on Jul 17, 2007 13:25:39 GMT -5
"Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo/wally is hiding" my favorite's is "Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris never cries"
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Jul 17, 2007 18:49:30 GMT -5
Post by AAA C. Acte on Jul 17, 2007 18:49:30 GMT -5
chuck norris doesnt wear a watch. he decides whats the time. when batman and darth vader fought, chuck norris was the winner. chuck norris counted until the endless. twice. chuck norris knows the last digit of pi. chuck norris uses an alive rattle snake as condom. chuck norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass - at night. chuck norris has 12 moons. one of them is the earth. in irak there are no wmds. chuck norris lives in oklahoma. in an avarage living room there is 1242 object which chuck norris can kill you with, including the room itself. once chuck norris played russian rulett with a full-of-ammo mag, and won. a lots of ppl wears pyjama with superman on it. superman wears pyjamas with chuck norris. chuck norris's chewing gum is made from diamond. chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. now theyre THE islands. when chuck norris plays monopoly it has a worldwide impact to the economy. chinas overpopulating has a source when chuck norris made a kung-fu demonstration in beijing and all womans became pregnant in a 1000 miles radius. chuck norris won the 1983 poker world chamionship whilst he had 1 joker, 1 get-out-of-the-jail-free-card from monopoly, 1 club "3", 1 spade "7" , and 1 green "4" card from UNO in his hand. on chuck norris the lightsaber brokes into 2 pieces. chuck norris can draw a rectangle with a bows. chuck is dead since 10 years but the reaper is fearing to come for him. chuck norris had a "luxor" in the "5-number lottery".(this is 2 different money winning games here, sry i cant translate it but i laughted one of the biggest on this ;D)
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Jul 20, 2007 23:36:47 GMT -5
Post by supernoob64 on Jul 20, 2007 23:36:47 GMT -5
Mercy is a gift of the Powerful
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Jul 21, 2007 1:34:51 GMT -5
Post by docwarren on Jul 21, 2007 1:34:51 GMT -5
A few from the medical field:
Air goes in and out......... blood goes 'round and 'round. Any deviation from this and you've got problems.
All bleeding eventually stops.
You can't hurt someone who is already dead.
If a person is talking or a baby is crying, the heart must be pumping so do not do chest compressions.
doc
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Jul 22, 2007 19:45:33 GMT -5
Post by kai on Jul 22, 2007 19:45:33 GMT -5
"Don't make fun of newbies, for they someday will be great... but for right now, I'll just keep pumping lead into them."
- Kai
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Jul 22, 2007 19:50:08 GMT -5
Post by kai on Jul 22, 2007 19:50:08 GMT -5
"Someone asked me, Where do you put all those weapons?, and I responded, It involves a lot of lubricant."
- Kai
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Jul 22, 2007 21:17:13 GMT -5
Post by macpotty on Jul 22, 2007 21:17:13 GMT -5
"Envy the country who has heros... Pity the country who needs them."
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Jul 23, 2007 13:06:42 GMT -5
Post by supernoob64 on Jul 23, 2007 13:06:42 GMT -5
those who accept failure can suceed
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Jul 24, 2007 0:39:53 GMT -5
Post by kai on Jul 24, 2007 0:39:53 GMT -5
"Just out of curiosity, Have you tried using a hammer?"
- ***ThizZ{ExE} (Hope I spelled that right.)
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Jul 24, 2007 2:10:21 GMT -5
Post by macpotty on Jul 24, 2007 2:10:21 GMT -5
"There are no stupid answers, only stupid people"
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Jul 31, 2007 0:05:09 GMT -5
Post by kai on Jul 31, 2007 0:05:09 GMT -5
"\vsay Hi WTF?!"
- Kai; when jumping out to kill someone.
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Jul 31, 2007 0:30:31 GMT -5
Post by kai on Jul 31, 2007 0:30:31 GMT -5
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. -Dick Gregory
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