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Post by -=]RegulaR[=- on Nov 11, 2006 19:34:31 GMT -5
my joke is...... why did the girl eat her homework?answer because her teacher said it was a piece of cake
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Post by DevilMayCare on Nov 12, 2006 8:13:37 GMT -5
a man is in court today for throwing domestos over the local constabulary, he has been charged with bleach of the police XxX ;D
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Post by NiK on Nov 12, 2006 9:42:50 GMT -5
i have edited this one a bit but i dnt think you will notice Q:What do you call someone NOT from liverpool in a suit? A: The Defendant
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Post by DevilMayCare on Nov 12, 2006 10:31:03 GMT -5
sorry nik i will m8 being not far from you nice NOT included best dmc p.s we did well against you at bramall lane think it may be a different story at anfield lol
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Post by chubbchubb on Nov 12, 2006 13:19:50 GMT -5
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Post by colmusturd on Nov 12, 2006 13:38:10 GMT -5
i had a muslim lady knocking on my door today, so i spoke to her through the letterbox. see how she likes it ;D
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Post by Tiber!us on Nov 12, 2006 15:49:27 GMT -5
If a parsley farmer defaults on his bank loan, do they garnish his wages?
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Post by DevilMayCare on Nov 12, 2006 17:10:09 GMT -5
whats green and smells...... hulks bum ;D
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Post by DevilMayCare on Nov 12, 2006 17:16:43 GMT -5
dmc.drRyan i have a steering wheel stuck in my pants
drRyan.how does it feel ??
dmc.its drivin mi nuts ....
iiiiiiiiiiii thank you XxX
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Post by -=]RegulaR[=- on Nov 12, 2006 17:34:50 GMT -5
lol
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salter
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Post by salter on Nov 12, 2006 19:49:14 GMT -5
Whats the difference between a Blond And a Mosquito Least when you slap a mosquito it stop sucking.
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Post by macpotty on Nov 22, 2006 17:09:41 GMT -5
did you hear about the maths student with constipation? he worked it out with a pencil
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Post by salter on Nov 24, 2006 12:33:11 GMT -5
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Post by DevilMayCare on Nov 24, 2006 15:21:26 GMT -5
rocket launches from houston to mars with 2 monkeys & a woman.houston calls first monkey:adjust oxeygen20%,stop radar,phase to warp factor 3,monkey 1 :ok done.houston to 2nd monkey :switch off engine 3,&start radiation shield,adjust anti-gravitational throttle, monkey 2 :ok done. houston to woman :feed monkeys & don't touch bloody anything ! ;D
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Post by DevilMayCare on Dec 23, 2006 10:14:13 GMT -5
cant believe it today i got my viagra pills and my sleeping tablets mixed up , just been to bed for 40 wa*ks (had to edit for young peeps on site lol)
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